3 posts tagged “donald trump”

Uh oh, Donald. You got Barbara WaWa involved now. Good for us, because it gives this growing insurgency new life. Not so good for you, because, well, you know, it's Babs. And you made her mad.

Question: Where has Joy Behar been in all of this? Seems to me she's been oddly quiet as this continues to escalate. Do her loyalties secretly lie with The Donald for some reason? Me thinks she won't be able to stay neutral for much longer. Color me intrigued...

As for that robotic-nutbag-Laura Bush-understudy Elizabeth Hasselback...yeah, I'm not even going to pretend to care.

As you may recall, I wrote a post recently begging the gods above to keep the Rosie O'Donnell/Donald Trump feud going as long as they possibly could. Simply put, it's one of the best things I have going for me at the moment. Yes, quite sad indeed, but I don't care.

Well, gods high above, let me be the first to say:

Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Please don't let it stop. Ever.

Oh Rosie, how will you answer? I wait with bated breath...

I don't ask for a lot, and I know there are plenty of more important things going on in the world that I should be concerned with or praying for, but I don't care.

Because if there is a god in the heavens above, he or she will prolong this whole The Donald/Rosie feud for as long as possible. Please, please, please don't let it ever stop. Please.

It's the most unintentionally funny thing to bless our mortal coil in a very long time. I can't get enough of it. Between Rosie calling Don a pimp in one of her mind-bendingly awful poems and Donnie talking about Rosie's "fat ugly face" on Entertainment Tonight, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

I beseech you, gods high upon Mount Zeus, please let this little charade play out for the foreseeable future. I don't know if I'll be able to get through the winter without it.

Of course, it's probably a publicity stunt or a hoax or whatever, but I don't give a shit. Don't let it stop. Ever. I need it.