4 posts tagged “celebrity deaths”
Rest in peace, Bobby Goulet. I'll pour a little out for ya, homie. And have a few Emarald Nuts, too.
The important question this development begs is, of course, who's next? Who will be the second leg in the Celebrity Death Trio we know is coming? I'd lay low if I were you, Andy Rooney.
You and I spent many an afternoon together during my formative years. Granted, it was mostly because I was entering puberty and wanted to check out the school-age girls you had on your show, but still. I always looked forward to our time together. You will be missed.
James Brown, two days ago.
Former president Gerald Ford, yesterday.
You know what this means: The trilogy must be completed. A third celebrity of some shape, size or form is likely to bite the big one in the next few days.
Who's it going to be? Who's next?
My money? It's on Ray Romano.
Or maybe that's just wishful thinking.
Or so I hope, James Brown. You did some fucked up shit later on in your life, but there wasn't anybody funkier than you back in the day, comrade. Nor is it likely there will be anyone to come again like you.
