3 posts tagged “bad advertising”
If anyone wants to psychoanalyze all the hidden meaning in this avant garde piece of mind-blowing mediocrity, let me know what you come up with. It's way over my head. Eat your heart out, Godard:
"My name is Marc...and you can count on it." I can count on it, alright - count on my dreams being tormented by your voice for the next week.
Unlike yesterday, today's moment is not great. But it's pretty fucking entertaining. I could try to explain it, but what fun would that be?
Meet Jerome:
I guess the most important thing to remember is that, if you want charcoal gray, you can get charcoal gray. If you want silver, you can get silver. If you want black, you can get...well, you know.
1) Watch this, if you dare.
2) First off, I'm not sure which is more horrifying: that Thing-like hand in a box or the commercial's incredibly annoying jingle. Both will eat away at my brain and cause me many lost hours of sleep in the coming months.
But, as a public service, allow me to offer some new lyrics for the folks at Office Depot to incorporate:
Oh, Office Depot,
We're here to give you nightmares,
With this freakish hand in a box
And this tool in a green shirt who's enjoying
this hand telling him what to do way too much
Oh, Office Depot,
We're here to give you nightmares...
What do you think? I like it.
